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online dater

someone who is so desperate for love, he has to look for it over a computer screen with someone he never met in real life.
my friend sits in his basement all day flirting with girls that for all he knows could be guys. poor him, never had a chance with real love. hes an online dater, and he needs pyschological help.
by facelesskill October 4, 2007
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Lego dater

Someone whose relationships overlap like legos.
Jenny is such a lego dater. She didn't get rid of Johnny until she hooked up with Mark.
by Rose Mary Jenkins August 14, 2009
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ultimatum dater

A person who is interested in going out on a date with you at a specific time and place but expects you to cancel whatever plans or commitments you had that on that day in order to it. If the person is unwilling to cancel their other plans/commitments, the dater then loses interest in the person and moves on to another guy/girl. Commonly found on online dating websites.
Girl: Wanna go out sometime?
Guy: Sure, When are you free ?
Girl: I'm free on Monday.
Guy: I have class on Mondays. Can we go out on another day?
Girl: Doesn't sound like you're interested in going out with me. Gotta go.
Guy: Yes I do can't we go another time....Hello ? That girl is such an ultimatum dater.
by CapAIM November 4, 2009
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e-dater

n. A person, usually a male who 'dates' people over the internet, text or other virtual media. Usually lacks a real girlfriend (but not plenty of flesh-lights)
Man, after his divorce my dad is such an e-dater!
by fllpunk February 28, 2009
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Online dater

Stupid fucking nigger(s) who decides to find love in virtual video games, mostly being on mobile games.
Keep in mind that these online daters are just horny KIDS usually ages 5-13. They will grow out of it... eventually.
They usually wear clothes they find attractive, like Supreme, Nike, other official brands or they will just straight up wear naked clothing. If a game has a matchmaking system (Ex: Pixel Gun 3D) ODers will always name their servers they made "first to join gets gf" or "say 123 for bf".
Online dater: ey nigger got on ur knees and suck on my cock you stupid pussy nigga
online dater: k
by Ezo. May 25, 2018
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Serial Dater

Someone who dates people whilst eating lots of cereal.
Tell me about yourself my ladie, actually hold that thought whilst i eat my cereal. ohkay, continue. you guessed it girl im a "serial Dater".
by Danny, I win. July 31, 2012
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speed dater

A speed dater is someone that wastes no time on finding their lifelong partner. All dates are considered for the role. If the person chosen for a date doesn't fit his/her idea of a partner the date will be dumped and speed dater will move to the next worthy contender..
Ashley might speed dater and date a lot of men but she is on a mission to find her a husband. Ashley is not a whore.
Bill says that he will stay single until he meets his wife but will bang any female that wants to apply for the position. No strings attached.
by ManEaters anonymous March 10, 2017
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