Dansplain

V. - to explain something very simple in a very long winded nonsensical way so that everyone involved is now utterly confused and questioning why you exist.

It took Dan 30 min to dansplained how to make a PB & J.

by Prank Senatra September 29, 2017

dankposing

When a normie tries to be dank in order to impress others.

"Did you see Michael's Twitter page? He changed his username to 'meme boi' and his profile pic to a Tide Pod."
"Yeah, hes just dankposing. Tide Pods haven't been funny in months."

by LeeTheNPC May 23, 2018

danjim

A weird ass nigga who will call your phone randomly, with a restricted number, without saying anything or doing anything. Generally harmless, although after a call you will usually feel like your cell phone has been raped.

"danjim called me again during class this morning, still got that pervy feeling from it"

by mjbos July 2, 2018

DanPatrick

A special kind of asshole who believes that sacrificing the lives of millions of vulnerable Americans is a necessary evil in protecting the economy. This individual has likely suffered a traumatic brain injury that renders him or her incapable of understanding economics, science, or basic human decency.

Noam Chomsky: “I don't know what word in the language—I can’t find one—that applies to people of that kind, who are willing to sacrifice the literal—the existence of organized human life, not in the distant future, so they can put a few more dollars in highly overstuffed pockets. The word “evil” doesn’t begin to approach it.“

Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick: “Sir, I believe the word you’re looking for is DanPatrick.”

by JaxTex91 March 25, 2020

dansplaining

When a blond swiss guy unnecessarily corrects or completes what someone is saying in a pompous, presumptuous and sometimes even slightly insolent manner

Stop explaining how the Federal Assembly works, what you are saying isn't even entirely correct.

Someone has to tell that swiss blond guy to stop correcting people eventhough they didn't ask for it. It's dansplaining and it is annoying everyone!

by The Swiss Linguist June 4, 2020

Danjuma

Next level baller.

Clear of finished Sarr and Stanisass!

I’d let Danjuma share the night in bed wi me bird to be honest

by spliffman June 2, 2021

Danjelly

The girl that is lovable and a kind hearted person. She is a shy type girl but soon when you hanging up with her, you will see her flaws that you will cherish and be thankful for knowing her. If you find Danjelly, don't ever lose her.

I love Danjelly

by anonymous June 9, 2021