Jack Daniels

A whiskey that manages to be both the best and worst drink ever conceived. This is due to its good taste and relatively low price. However it will frequently make you do things that you would regret if you could remember. May also make you wake up without clothes. Friends will usually forgive you for your actions.

Doug: Dude, fuck you. I hate you for what you did last night.
Alex: What did I do? And where the fuck are my pants?
Doug: Sorry. I forgot you had Jack Daniels last night.

by Chaos8803 April 11, 2008

danielism

Is the religion created by only the strongest of Daniel's. To be initiated into danielism you must pray to the oh mighty one, Father Daniel. The creator of danielism, only then will he grant you safe passage into the after life that awaits his prophets.

Hey Adam! I just got initiated into danielism. It's definitely for me.

by Father Daniel September 3, 2019

danielsalt

A 'danielsalt' is an individual, usually of the male gender, who is generally perceived by others as a failure of a human being, a loser, or simply a waste of oxygen. Many danielsalts spend their days moderating communities online in their attics.

- "Dad, I think I'm going to quit law school to pursue a career in music."
- "It's okay, son. I'll support you and be proud of you so long as you don't become a danielsalt."
- "I love you dad"
- "I love you too, son."

by danielsalt April 17, 2021

danielsharmansbootay

One of my favorite mutuals ever!!!!!!!

Me every day on tiktok: OOOoooo a new danielsharmansbootay post I love it!

Friends: Sagey I think you need to get off tiktok.

Me : NEVER I HAVE MUTUALS TO SUPPORT B*TCH!

by Sageypop_ September 1, 2021

Daniels Cunskis

He is a godly figure that runs the streets of Riga, He has a massive kranich, and gets all of the bitches.

Do you wanna go out. Nah mate i heard Daniels Cunskis is gonna be out.

by Facts4432 April 7, 2022

President Daniels

Noun. A massive erection. Originated from the TV show 24, where in Season 6 President Daniels always speaks as if he's crazy horny with a massive erection. Like he's just seconds away from screwing the nearest warm-blooded thing in sight.

"I thought he only liked me as a friend, but then we hugged and I felt his President Daniels poking me in the thigh.

by cnelson13 May 26, 2007

Seri Daniels

Seri Daniels is a Young African American up-and-coming YouTuber on the verge of a million subscribers also she calls herself not so little brown girl she says it's because she's around the height of 5/8 or 5/9 and that's tall. And she has dreams of becoming a big influence on kids of all ages one day.

Seri Daniels inspires me to grind (work for something that I want) a daily basis .

by ires Daniels June 14, 2018