mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

yet another phrase for spanking the monkey, five knuckle shuffle etc

I'm off to visit mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

by internetpseud February 8, 2009

dick cheney has a gay daughter

Because the White House has signaled so strongly that it intends to use its capital to squelch the rights of gay people, this phrase is being used to direct a spotlight at the overt hypocrisy of this administration.

person a: gay people are destroying the family values which this country was founded on et cetera! dick cheney said so.
person b: dick cheney has a gay daughter!

by teenager November 28, 2004

Wife, daughter, or hooker

A game that is played when a middle-aged or older man is seen with a considerably younger girl to determine the relationship between the two people. Given the age differential, it's usually plausible that his female companion could be his wife, his daughter or a prostitute.

When we were in the Orange County airport, we had to play a game of wife, daughter, or hooker after seeing a smoking hot girl in her late 20's hanging out with an older guy that appeared to have a lot of money. It was anyone's guess.

by GPM415 October 29, 2012

Spine surgeon's daughter

Background: You hate your boss. He is a spine surgeon. He has a putrid daughter who happens to be home for Christmas. You've had a particularly bad week. You want vengeance.

"Spine surgeon's daughter" is exacting said vengeance through the following elaborate well-orchestrated plot:
1. Seduce the vile vixen.
2. Defile her in a very uncomfotable place, like the back of a Volkswagon. Bareback that shit.
3. After blowing your load in her steaming cunt, grab a wet handful of spent love in your dominant hand.
4. Immediately drive to the spine surgeon's house, keeping your hand in a tight cup to maximize fluid rentention. Avoid bumpy roads and speedbumps. Use alternate route if needed.
5. Ring doorbell with non-dominant hand. Assume 70-30 fighting stance.
6. When unsuspecting asshole boss opens the door, deliver combo of your spooge and his daughter's lovejuice with full force across his cherubic face. Tell him, "(Daughter's name) says 'Hi!'"
7 (optional). As he lies quivering in his festering pile of lost innocence, drop his daughter's ripped size 14 panties on his bloated convulsing frame.

8. Walk away triumphantly into the night.

Also applicable in the following contexts:
Managing partner's daughter
President's daughter
Vice-president's daughter
Senator's daughter
Director's daughter
Owner's daughter
Coach's daughter (very risky)
The Chelsea or The Jenna (beware of secret service)

Why don't you just Spiderman her?" "No fucking way. He's getting the 'spine surgeon's daughter.'

by Ballin' Callin' & Stallin' December 29, 2010

TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!

Old man in Castlevania II tells this if you talk to him (See image).

Why would we want to TAKE HIS DAUGHTER??

You never meet his daughter or save her? Who is she?

TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !! is one of the most pointless speech in any game.

Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont: "WHY?"
Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont :" WTF go away"

by Bari April 21, 2005

Milkman's Daughter

When a female and her siblings are compared and she looks nothing like any of them, she is said to be the milkman's daughter insinuating her mother had an affair with the milkman and she was the resulting offspring.

Cindy is tall and blonde and her sisters are average and brunette, so she must be the milkman's daughter.

by disequillibrium October 18, 2008

Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters

Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.

"I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters"

by aneurysm1985 December 23, 2004