duolingo is going to take your family

he is the most deadly duo ever . he has made the perfect team. he teamed up with sonic to numb your brain with dumb memes and give you terminal seven brain cancer. he also teamed up with mario to bash down your door and take your liver. and duolingo does the final blow by killing you and your family

not bob: dang duolingo is going to take your family. bob: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh can you help me. not bob: I am afraid not he will kill me because he also has my family. bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by kjhgfyuytfrdrfc June 14, 2022

Duolingo

A bird that will kidnap your family while you're asleep unless you do 1 lesson daily

Person 1: Hey, I did my Duolingo yesterday, now I'm at Unit 35
Person 2: Bro, I forgot! Let me call my mom.
*Person 2 calls his mother, no response*
Person 1: Dang, bro.

by HERHUGEBOOBS August 24, 2025

Duolingo

A language learning app who's mascot is a green owl.

He learned Spanish on Duolingo.

by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024

Duolingo

An, app that teaches U the User Different ways to avoid your Girlfend on weekends.

Bona Sao doun t nos aves Trus Nosus Nautius
Duolingo.

by Dash88433 February 27, 2025

Duolingo

Is a owl mascot of a company... but Duolingo is also the God of language and perfect strikes, and if you dare participate in its sick games you take the chance of being smited by Duolingo, there's also other possibilities of you're family getting kidnapped, it mental and emotional torturing you, there are so many outcomes if you miss a strike or don't do you're lessons you need to be carefu----

Wait

What was that...

Oh no...

WAIT PLEASE NO I HAVE A FAMIL------

"Duolingo is after my family"

by The_real_Duolingo February 15, 2023

Preppy Duolingo

the mysterious green beautiful evil creature that hunts and steals your family if you want to get them back you must do your Spanish lesson...

( ITS MEEE )

you: please please I'll do anything oh my king preppy duolingo

Preppy Duolingo:S̴̢̮̻̥̠̎̈́̈́̉͒͂͌̈p̶̢̼͉͖̠̳͔̋̄͐á̵̤͉͈̗̰͔̘͇͖̬͔̣̊̌̒͘n̵̹͚̦͐̑̑͜͝͝ỉ̶͍̳͗̌̚s̴̡̡͉̩̤̟̖̪̜̼̺̜̋̈̔̾͗͒͒́h ͍͍̳̜̙̼͚͉̈̉̂̇̋͂̄ ̵̖͐̓͒̆ơ̴̥͙̗͕̇́͌r ̡̮̻̭̣̦̻̑̓̄̀̾̇̚͝͠͝ ̩̫̩͚͈͖̙̪̄̓̓͂͐̕v ̼̮̫͇̝̳̼͙̌̊a̵̝̱͇͎̞̻̯̹̫͚̿͆ͅn ̰͈̗͕̪͙̣̤̂́̔͛̔̕͝i ̦̦͓͍̝̌͐̊͂̎͑͌̓̈̍̋͠s̵̢̧̩͚͙͛͑̊̇̈́̈́͂́̑͆̔͘ḩ̶̨̰̟̉̅͋̊̔̇͂͑͝͝

you: yes my king I'll do my Spanish lesson.

by Preppy Duolingo November 21, 2024

Duolingo

You may think the owl and the app are cute but..They will kidnap you're family if you don't tak you're Spanish lesson..

Duolingo: SPANISH OR VANISH

You: NO PLEASE DONT!!!!

by Daisy brown May 21, 2022