droopy dick

Can get it up. Kinda like whisky dick but for other reasons, like you jerk off too much, or your thinking about something else

I had the worst case of droopy dick, couldnt get it up. Shouldnt have jerked off 5 times before I hit it.

by Trent Rockwell July 26, 2007

droopy smile

Similar to a vertical smile, only the lips hang real low. A known characteristic of usually old, experienced strippers and dancers.

That droopy smile looks like a giant prune. I don't want to give her my dollar.

by Martin Goya March 24, 2006

Droopy Coochie

1) Your vagina is really saggy.
2) When a vag always drips a nasty smelly discharge.

2) "She done fucked so many guys, she caught some nasty ass STD."

"Yea and she also got a droopy coochie too."

by that otha one December 29, 2011

Droopy biscuit

When you put your baby batter in a wrinkly, old woman.

Tim: How was the beach?
Jason: A lot better after I found a rich broad and gave her a droopy biscuit.

by Pooser Bonzo June 25, 2016

droopy rabbit

The droopy rabbit is where a man pulls his pants down and moons another person while he sticks a carrot up his anus and pulls his balls around so his testacles hang around the carrot. The resulting looks like a rabbit head, with droopy ears, eating a carrot.

I think your gonna give me the droopy rabbit

I have a droopy rabbit

I want a droopy rabbit

I think i need a droopy rabbit tonite

I need to feed my droopy rabbit tonite

by Dr. Droop November 07, 2007

droopy sack

When a guys ball sack hangs down to his knees. If he's not careful its possible to sit on them.

I have been sitting on my droopy sack so many years it doesn't even hurt anymore.

by jimmybomm July 26, 2020

droopy minge

a minge that looks like it has gone through a few strokes and is "sagging". Imagine Roast beef with a jelloish consistency

I hooked up with Bens mom and it took me forever to find the whole, she has one "droopy Minge" once I did the vulva was wrapped around my dick and I had to twist it off

by Droopy Minge January 21, 2023