A sex financing term used by whores who desperately need dick and are willing to take on some fuck debt. There are lots of women whose standards are so high they never get any. This is when they'll need to seek a dick loan from their local Dicknancer. This type of sex debt usually involves a contract that allows the Dicknancer to pretty much do whatever he pleases for the length of the Fuckgage. However, these deals can be risky and lead to a woman going Fuckrupt, in which they'll be hard pressed to get any kind of sex, even from the ugliest of men.
Amanda : I haven't been able to get fucked by a hot guy in forever. I'm not the kind of girl that can just settle, I need it all, and most of all sex with a hot guy.
Susan: Sounds like you need a Fuckgage. I can give you the number of a Dicknance Officer I know who gives out some pretty decent dicknancing. He says he can get just about any kind of woman dicknanced, and the terms are pretty reasonable if I remember correctly.
Amanda : As long as I can get fucked great for at least a week I'm down for anything.
2 years later after Amanda is Fuckrupt with 2 kids
Amanda *sobbing* : Why won't anybody be with me anymore?
Susan: Sounds like you need a Fuckgage. I can give you the number of a Dicknance Officer I know who gives out some pretty decent dicknancing. He says he can get just about any kind of woman dicknanced, and the terms are pretty reasonable if I remember correctly.
Amanda : As long as I can get fucked great for at least a week I'm down for anything.
2 years later after Amanda is Fuckrupt with 2 kids
Amanda *sobbing* : Why won't anybody be with me anymore?
by Dicknancer November 27, 2018
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As long as you add the phrase “acting like a “ dickpickle then when they say you have pathetically resorted to name calling you can say “ I never said you were a dickpickle I said you’re acting like a dickpickle. Usually the dickpickle is that confused about all the dickpickles they usually concede by ghosting the argument.
“Donald keeps acting like a dickpickle today. “
“Donald keeps acting like a dickpickle today. “
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Get the dickpants mug.A common joke originating from the wonder trade system in the Pokémon franchise. Basically right someone would trade like a kyurem black or some shit but give it a really shit name (such as dicksnickers) and because the Pokémon has been traded to you the name couldn’t be changed. And there you go, some absolute bellend will be stuck using one of the best things in the game and getting laughed at every time it comes into the battle. What a total prick
Person who has just received a Dicksnickers: ah shit some absolute fuckin’ nonce just sent me an arceus
Their mate: oh that’s so cool
Dicksnickers receiver: nah the wanker named it Dicksnickers
Their mate: oh what a prick
Their mate: oh that’s so cool
Dicksnickers receiver: nah the wanker named it Dicksnickers
Their mate: oh what a prick
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Richard said he was going to come watch the basketball game with us, but then he gave us the dickpan and told us he had to eat alone and didn't want to bother with parking.
by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 27, 2006
Get the Dickpan mug.like dick, dicknickle is an insulting term comparing a person to penis. While dick, stops at the mere comparison. Dicknickle goes further in assigning a scant monetary value, for added insult.
You fucking Dicknickle!
by Pezzledik January 1, 2009
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