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Dedoid

The origin of the word dedoid comes from the word Dilwyn in the English langauge. The definition of the word is roughly known to be the most horrible, greasy, cunty, arse-licking, smelly little shit alive.
Person 1: Wow you fucking dedoid
Person 2: Shut up you wet dwindledoid looking motherfucker
by Dedoidus Maximus June 21, 2016
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DDoS

by Carlos1337 December 26, 2011
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dedoid

A proper spastic. Usually has distinguishable features e.g. large forehead, shit haircut, small hands, freckles
Look at that dedoid wandering about in the street!

Look at the size of that guy's forehead! He's a proper dedoid
by Elite_Sloan November 8, 2016
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Dump Truck Deposit

The act of taking a shit in a semi-public area (i.e. alley, sidewalk), transporting it and leaving it on the floorboard of the nearest unlocked car.
"Dude, I just made a Dump Truck Deposit in that mitsubishi outlander. There was some chick passed out in the seat, but I don't think she noticed."
by stinkassnixon March 12, 2010
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DDOS

A distributed denial of service is an attack on a web server usually executed by a botnet. The most classic and outdated method is by typing in ping www.urbandictionary.com -t -l 65500 in command prompt to send useless noise to UD's server. In theory, if a large enough botnet did this, it would generate enough noise to clog the bandwidth of the server, denying the webservice offered by said server (preventing normal users from accessing the webpage). However, modern DDOS protections filter out said noise, so various scripts and programs will spam the webserver (www.urbandictionary.com) with requests for the html data, achieving the same goal of clogging the bandwidth. A more refined approach is through DNS reflection, in which a DNS server is tricked into using its large bandwidth to send random data from the service that it offers to the target IP. A bad method used by anonymous is the HOIC or LOIC to attack the server directly, it's a bad choice because each member of the attack must consent to said attack through a fancy graphical interface, so you can't have a botnet do it for you.

A DDOS is highly illegal, so don't try this at home kids
Person 1: Dude I have a 5k botnet now, I'm to DDOS the school now
Person 2: Cool! What type of attack are you gonna use?
Person 1: A DNS reflection
Cop: You're under arrest for DDOS
by MAtch335 April 11, 2015
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Deposit

Polite way of saying shit, poo, a stool.
by muonic February 10, 2010
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Demosaur

A typically white male voter over the age of 50 who lives in the South or a border state. This voter voted Democratic either because they agreed with significant chunks of the pre-2004 Democratic platform, or out of tradition (my Daddy voted Democrat, and my grandpappy voted Democrat!). However, as the Democratic Party on the national level moved further to the left in the 2000s, especially on cultural and environmental issues, the Demosaur felt more out of place in the Democratic Party and started voting Republican.

However, this type of voter is still open to voting for Democrats on a statewide and/or local level.
Person #1: I'm voting for Trump in 2016! Hillary called me a gun-toting Deplorable because I'm white, male, rural, and Southern! I sure as Hell don't want nothin' to do with them Democrats no more! I'm going to help North Carolina go red for Trump and #MAGA!

Person #2: Okay, but who will you be voting for governor?

Person #1: Roy Cooper! Yeah, he's a Democrat, but he's got those down home roots from here in Nash County!

Person #1 is your typical Demosaur.
by jdgrad September 3, 2017
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