Danny Devito

God, but sexier.

“What in the name of Danny Devito have you kids been up to!?”

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A very very sexy man with a very very sexy attitude.

I ain’t gay

Kyle: dude did you see this new kid?
Megan: OMG I totally did! He’s looks like Danny Devito!!!!!
New kid: hey
*faints*

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literally fucking god. There no other way to explain him

simp: who's Danny Devito?
intellectual: you dare speak of the lord in vein child?

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Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito is a beautiful man with the shape of a sexy beast and a cock the size of every weeb’s love for ZeroTwo

Girl 1: Who’s your favourite actor?
Girl 2: Danny DeVito of course!
Girl 1: *has orgasm at the sound of his name being said*

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The physical saint. He has monster condoms that he uses for his magnum dong.

Ayo, Sexy beast be packin'. Danny DeVito is god!

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Person: Danny Devito is hot
Other person: yeah he is

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Girl1: iam In love wit Danny devito

Girl2: OMG SAME AND I OOP SKSKSK

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