butter your own damn biscuits

When your significant other asks you to put butter on their toast or biscuits and you refuse.

Wife - "Honey, I'm to fat to reach the knife drawer. Can you spread butter on my toast?."

Husband - "Butter your own damn biscuits. You fat whore!"

by crowbert October 21, 2009

God Damn Bastard

The motherfucker who deletes my definitions! If I find this son of a bitch, I'ma break him up and ram my fist straight up his ass!!

Delete my definitions? Like hospital food?

by Viv Savage January 26, 2005

Damn' Blowie

This word has two definitions.

1). What people say when a large fly is in the kitchen making a large amount of noise.

2). Unwillingly getting fellatio.

Yesterday there was a damn' blowie on the food and in the kitchen.

That old hag tied me down and gave me a damn' blowie.

by Pinnak March 4, 2017

Damn Briana

A girl who’s always giving it up and need backing down from a challenge

A damn briana type girl is what I need right now

by Blackboi101 September 26, 2021

Damn bro thats crazy

A incredibly boring or unfunny story

guy 1: Bro i just had the craziest story ever
Guy 2: ok tell me
Guy 1:ok so in class someone farted
Guy 2: damn bro thats crazy

by toasterman332 August 26, 2023

too damn bad

(adjective) fucking bad; too bad; very very bad.

This fuckin' concert was too damn bad!

by Fangsta March 20, 2003

damn bro you got the whole squad laughing

basically a meme based off of sarcasm when someone's unfunny.

jimmy: hey timmy, *insert something unfunny*
timmy: damn bro you got the whole squad laughing

by dagr8estgamer February 23, 2022