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mr. curtis stout

a lonely man with a bad sense of style gets no bitches and beats his meat to pictures of fruit his wife is cheating on him and he is unaware that he has no life
dont be such a mr. curtis stout
by da savage god 2 October 18, 2017
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Curtis Lowe

Fictional Character from Lynard Skynard song

Some bitches think that the band said " finest n***er to ever play the blues"

The real line goes " finest PICKER to ever play the blues"
and for the previous definition a picker is someone who plucks a guitar, the song was complimenting Curtis Lowe on his guitar skills
"Ol Kurt was a black man with white curly hair "
"Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues"
by Ben123456 July 23, 2006
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Curtis Cawvey

Grimey, Crippled, Hurt, Fat, Ugly, Hairy, Smelly, "Tired as fuck!", smells like french fries, hungry, dirty ass, makes you wanna vomit, dude.

A Curtis Cawvey can be any one or mixture of the mentioned.
"Damn, Curtis Cawvey just got here. Let's break out!"

"That mini-dog is dirtier than Curtis Cawvey."

"Did you hear that new Paris Hilton song? It's worse than Curtis Cawvey!"
by Adam Kaufman April 17, 2009
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Pulling a Curtis

Watching two people have an intense conversation in a group chat and then typing 'lol' during the awkward silence that comes afterwards.
Sam: Oh my god I hate you
Tim: Whatever dude
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Tom: LOL
Sam: He's pulling a curtis again
by MensWear September 2, 2019
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Ball Curtsy

To spread one's scrotum like a skirt and deliver a chivalrous curtsy. developed by amateur philanthropist Camden Bertrand.
After his stunning sexual performance, Tom delivered a gentlemanly ball curtsy and left.
by Uncle Blazer July 30, 2012
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curtis ward

one of three guitarists from the British, heavy metal/deathcore group Bring me the Horizon (BMTH) sometimes called a posser or sellout by douches but obviously isnt. he likes metalica, and is medium heigt, skinny, black hair, sometimes long sometimes not, has ear gauges, and no visible tattoos, and his philosophy in life is to "moan alot."
"I saw Curtis Ward during the Kerrang day of Rock."
by guylinergirl73 March 19, 2007
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curtis

Hot Sexy Beast. The "Shit" you may say.
by ergggg November 10, 2008
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