curmudgeon

A crusty irascible cantankerous old person full of stubborn ideas

Did Mr. Jimerson give you any candy when you stopped at his door? "No!" Raoul exclaimed, "That curmudgeon never gives-out candy!"

by MagicMusicMan November 28, 2015

metro-curmudgeon

a stylish person with a strong opinion who is not afraid to voice that opinion with rapier like wit and slashing speed.

Dr. Gregory House is a metro-curmudgeon.

by ohsobeau August 5, 2010

lovable curmudgeon

An often disagreeable young man with a serious disposition. Does not tell nor receive jokes well. However, he is kind and generally likeable. One might say his name is Andrew

Andrew just complained about washing all of Mason's dishes again. He did a great job cleaning and putting them away yet still had something to say about it. What a lovable curmudgeon.

by PapaCrush June 12, 2017

Curmudgination

The imagination of a curmudgeon or old person. Usually applies to something that only an old person would think of.

Grandpa: Robots are trying to break down the door!
Dude: Gramps, no one is at the door. It's just your curmudgination.

by GotBeeler October 2, 2008

curmugeon

usually an older person, who is not in tune with the current time or swing of things, who complains about everything. The complaints are usually directed at the change in society and those related to technology.

The student sent an email to her curmugeon professor, who didn't know what an email was. The curmugeon said to the student, "I don't even know how to use a T.V. Back in my day we had to use a typewriter."

by circe78 May 5, 2011

Curmudgeon

A self-opinionated nut case.

Jurras, nicknamed The Grand Curmudgeon believes that poor manners are a virtue. He is also known as the "Cloaca Maxima"

by J.E. Walker October 7, 2003

curmudgeon

Extremely blunt object. Mainly used for bludgeoning adversaries.

I'm going to bash the beaver with my curmudgeon.

by Ben Stanston September 30, 2005