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Confuckled

Momentary retardation coupled with utter confusion. The state of being confuckled.
1. Nancy is so confuckled.
2. Herb confuckles the piss out of me.
by anklemeat December 19, 2011
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Carfunkle

The term used to describe the act of funkle, funkling (canoodling) in a car.
Guy #1: dude I totally carfunkled last night!

Guy #2: oh so you mean you had sex in the car with a female acquaintance?

Guy #1: no..I did not have car sex. I carfunkled with a girl.

Guy #2: what the f*** does that mean bro?

Guy #1: just look it up on Urban Dictionary
by Hindijew February 22, 2018
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Confuckled

1.A extreem version of being confused.

2.The act or state of being fucked.

3.Totally and utterly confused in a fucked up way.

4. Your in a fucked up situation in which your confused.
To a Friend: Hey what the fuck is this dude?
Friend: *looks at 'other'and see's something beyond confusing and disgusting* Well i'm confuckled.
by Natashia Giesbrecht January 27, 2006
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Cruckle

A cross between a cry and a chuckle; the sound you make when you chuckle while crying. It can be used as a verb as well.
For example; Kajini cruckled as her friends tried to cheer her up with jokes post her break up.

Another example; Danica was left cruckling when she realised how sad her life is.
by Avi1993 July 21, 2020
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Curfuckis

Cur-Fuck-Iss

1. When you are in the midst of an all out fucking mess.
2. The only other logical word to use for confusion and mayhem.
3. When have a problem and you are stuck without a identifiable solution.
1. What a curfuckis.

2. What's all this curfuckis about!?

3. Well...we sure seem to be in a curfuckis..
by Curfuckingess February 14, 2012
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clufuckle

When a clusterfuck combines with a debacle for the perfect storm of fuck-upness.
Letting Congress set their own salaries is a clufuckle waiting to happen.
by obxmar January 14, 2014
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Cumfucker

Similar to a motherfucker. But a specific type of motherfucker who is a despicable and dirty-minded.

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex with cum, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with with there own or others cum”

It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time. Just describes a really shitty person.
Nick is such a cumfucker”
“All these guys are dirty-minded cumfucker”
by anger gurl May 21, 2018
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