cumshine

cumshine
{kum-shahyn}
noun, verb, -shined, -shin·ing.

–noun
1.
a shoeshine in which ejaculate is used to impart a high gloss.

–verb (used with object)
2.
to give a cumshine to.

Sir, would you like a cumshine for two pence?

by J@R3D C. September 27, 2010

Cuntshite

Someone who is annoying, unitelligent and arrogant, although they seem to think completely the opposite.
They also smell and couldn't get laid even if they had a £50 note attached to their knob

CUNTSHITE!
'You see that person over there? - He's a cuntshite!'

by peter white88 July 15, 2006

Cuntscene

When you're simply surrounded by a bunch of cunts. I.e. the moment you realise everyone around you actually is a massive cunt.

The place where the cunts hang out.

I remember the glory days, when Hank's gingerbread house of anal destruction was the revolving door of the cuntscene.

Helen welcomed Laura and Luke into her cuntscene domain.

-Helen "hey, see that guy over there?"
-Luke "Yeah"
-Helen "That guy looks like a total cunt"
-Luke "I bet that guy's in a cuntscene"
-Helen "Thats the shit

by morgashkitchmeister March 2, 2010

cuntchies

An overweening and uncontrollable urge to eat pussy; nostalgia for That Old Fish Smell. Compare cunt cheese.

I was watching Diane Sawyer and came down with a bad case of the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003

cuntshake

When a vagina has so much semen bult up it flows out like a melted shake

Girl you really need to drain that cuntshake

by Deathtrap69 March 19, 2016

Cuntshitbiscuit

A word used to describe someone of utmost stupidity and idiocy. Commonly used against troglodytes.

"That man is a fucking cuntshitbiscuit, he doesn't even know how to press a BUTTON."

by yoopali August 15, 2017

CUNTWHILE

TYPICALLY WHEN SOME DUMB BITCH IS MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUTTA YOUR MOLEHILL. SHE BE LIKE CRYING ABOUT SOME DEAD GANGSTER HER BROTHER KNEW THAT GOT PUT DOWN. ACTING ALL LIKE SHE'S GONNA SUFFER A LOSS. IN THE SAME BREATHFAKE SOB, SHE WILL BE CALLING A DEAD GANGSTERS OL'ADY A POT BELLIED PIG. CAUSE SHE BE J3AL0U5.

OF ALL THE G'S THEY COULDA MADE AN EXAMPLE OF! WHY HIM? CUNTWHILE; HE WAS JIS TRYING TO DO RIGHT BY HIS SCANDALOUS BITCH! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW CLOSE WE WAS!

by pipewipe July 31, 2019