Cunt Punch

The Cunt punch is a basic combat manoeuvre that involves punching a woman in the vagina, almost exclusively in an uppercutting fashion. The cunt punch is generally administered to a woman that is displaying attributes that can be described and or categorised as "cunty".

"That woman at McDonalds was being a bitch and asking to see the manager, so I gave her the meanest Cunt punch"

by Layum1203 March 1, 2018

Cuntjunctivitis

A condition in which a person uses a medical excuse to behave like complete, privileged dicks.

Karen: "I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION SO I CAN'T WEAR A MASK!"
Laura: "Is it CUNTjunctivitis?"

by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020

double dildo cunt punch

when you punch a female in the cunt with one dildo in both hands then slap her in the face

i was going to have a crazy night with paige last night but she pissed me off so i double dildo cunt punched that girl.

by random guy! October 21, 2012

cunt punch

When a girl has a "tsunami" of an orgasm after having such a bad yeast infection that her vaginal fluids actually fermented. The fluid is called Cunt Punch.

1." At first i was turned off by the stench of Scotts sister rotted crotch, but then I got drunk off her cunt punch so I didn't care anymore"
2."I knew it would smell like decaying tuna when I went down on Scott's sister, but when afterwards, I got drunk off her cunt punt, so it's all cool."
3."Man, I knew Scott's sister would queef up a storm when I fucked her, but I didn't expect cunt punch!"

by Fried Donut April 4, 2006

cunt punch

when you're going down on a girl and she bucks her hips hard enough that her cunt punches you in the mouth/face

"I could tell things were going well because I kept getting cunt punched"

by drogtor April 16, 2015

Cuntpunt

Female version of cockblock.

Jenny was was hitting on a guy, but then she got cuntpunted by Donna.

by thefrankerchief December 19, 2010

Cumpunch

1. To Brutally Assult someone using a single attack to their face with a closed fist.
2. To Sexually Assult someone in a manner where after they have been given a facial you smack them across the mouth.

1. Woah! after Dan told Kaitlin she was p.m.s'ing she cumpuched him.
2. Kaitlin:Dan why did u cumpunch me
Dan: 'Cause u a Stupid Ho.

by Eric Hamm September 22, 2008