cumbat

When u want to cum so much u screem but it never comes out

"Did you hear what Ella's brother did last night, he was doing a cumbat"

by Erro August 17, 2016

Mortal Cumbat

When you are piledriving a girl and when you are about to ejaculate so you dropkick her so her spine bends to her front so she breaks her back and or neck, then you cum on her screaming FLAWLESS VICTORY

Did you her Kevin Mortal Cumbated Nico and was arrested

by RedYetiGorillaz February 21, 2014

Cumpatriot

A person who takes pride or is patriotic of their semen's color,texture,taste,smell,density,load size,ejaculatory velocity,sperm count,accuracy etc. Basically someone who is in love with his semen and the act of ejaculating.

Bro #1-"Dude, Miles is such a cumpatriot"
Bro #2- " I know brah, he cant stop talking about his jack adventures, i bet he's in love with his hot foam"
Bro #1- "totes dawg, lets go taste each others brojuice"
Bro #2- "I'll get the big black dildos!"

by a-dizzledawg September 20, 2009

Cummation

Another word for ejaculation. Derived from the urban word, 'cum'.

Human biology teacher: What is the discharge of semen from the penis called?

Student: Cummation!

Teacher: Wrong!

Student: Sorry, I meant to say ejaculation

by hellowatermelon November 25, 2013

Cumatarian

A person who only drinks cum!

That boy only drinks cum! He must be a cumatarian!

by Arabian sandtorm July 11, 2014

cumfapelation

When you, after making out with a girl, do not manage to make fucky with her, so you rid yourself of blue balls by fapping, which leads to elation greater than that which the girl could have supplied, but you create a confabulation of how you rocked the daisies with her in order to impress your friends.

Bro 1: Mine dude, did it come to thine ears that Louis and Esranel were partaking in Coitus?
Bro 2: Ye, but methinks it be but a weeny cumfapelation.
Bro 1: Perchance true, Louis has distinguished himself as quite the accomplished swindler.
Bro 2: Yah, he be a cunt.
Bro 1: Bro
Bro 2: Bro

by consciousnessisanillusion February 14, 2018

Cumpatriot

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.

by The BS Express January 23, 2022