Cumy the cummaster

The master of all pregnancy. Not enemies a chainmail condom can keen cumy the cummaster out of your bitch and getting her pregnant

Cumy the cummaster got my bitch pregnant last night. That condom was shredded

by Briarcrest October 16, 2016

Cafarter

When someone coughs and farts at the same time

So I was talking to this lady and she was laughing. Next thing I heard this weird sound. Yes, you guessed it. This lady is a cafarter.

by Hiddenbeautyfromwithin87 November 27, 2017

cumfart

when you cum and fart at the same time

ohh shit i think i just cumfarted

by slimezorua September 4, 2016

Cumfart

Taking it up the butt and blowing a huge fart, allowing it too leak out the sides to escape.

Tom: "Damn bitch u ate too many beans"
Prostitute: "I like em refried" *Farts loudly*
Tom+cum covered face: "U AINT GETTING DIDLY SQUAT! WATCH UR CUMFARTS!"
Prostitue: I was only $3 *cries*

by Saleeeeeeeeem September 12, 2009

Cumfart

When you release gas with secretion in the middle hole.

Meg had to change her pants after she cumfarted.

by Wooshiung September 17, 2019

Cum farter

My cousin ant is a fun farter to lee

Any you cum farter

by Flecture April 15, 2021

Cumfart

When someone gets a little too close for comfort. And to make them uncomfortable, you simply just say in a silly voice "Wow bud, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart."

*creepy old man stands next to you* "woah! 'Scuse me sir, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart!"

by Comfort69 June 18, 2018