culverized

To be incrusted or englazed with semen. To be covered in magma like cum

That young blonde was culverized on the casting couch; she did not make the directors cut.

by Von Krebs November 2, 2008

Culverhouse

Out of Control Uselessness, able to fall asleep while being personally talked to by God Himself. Claiming to have a stable of bitches. Being stood up countless times by women in different states that send pictures of movie stars claiming its them. Gloating about how much of a pimp you are and having to deal with the fact that everyone finds out that you are a loser. Leaving countless generations with the label of Piece-of-shit-human-being-incapable-of-simple-tasks-as-wiping-his-ass.

Johnny got fired from Whevie's for being a Culverhouse.

by El Sancho Panda August 26, 2004

Culverson

Last name of someone with a big cock

Mr Culverson is packin.

by sheeesh.2345 April 25, 2021

Culver Check

A long last look in a location for any item that has invariably been left behind by accident.

There's no way you left it in the Uber, I Culver checked the entire back seat.

by Dr. Jellyfingers October 5, 2019

Culvering

When someone is overly obsessed about a product and proceeds to inform everyone about it multiple times. Can be used in positive and negative manners

Person A: “Wow that pizza was amazing. I cant believe how good it was. I wish you knew how good this pizza was.”

Person B: “Okay, calm down. You’re culvering right now.”

by Elgsada January 25, 2022

evan culver

That one kid

hes pretty lit evan culver

by soccerstarbarney May 3, 2018

Culvert

Noun. A device that turns naturally occurring water ways into managed systems that require maintenance and can potentially cause great harm to the environment.

"Did you see all those brook trout trapped downstream of that culvert?"

by Sickter6 February 6, 2013