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Jay Cutler

Denver Broncos quarterback, a 1st round draft pick who's been in the league a few years. Was a Pro Bowl player in 2008.

Also, well known as a big cry baby.
Jay Cutler is demanding a trade out of Denver because the new coach tried to bring in Matt Cassel.
by Buttmunch720 March 17, 2009
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Homo Cutlery

Homo Cutlery

When you accidentally take two of the same cutleries, two knives or two forks. Since homo means "the same".
- Damn, I got homo cutleries again but I'm too lazy to go and get a knife.
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- Seems like I took two knives instead of a knife and a fork.
- So you got a homo cutlery, tough break.
by 13ET May 14, 2011
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cuntlers

Huge, 1 inch, multi-headed warts on either side of a pussy. It looks like a mounted deer rack if the front of the deer's head were removed.
I tried to give her oral, but she bucked me off with her cuntlers.

I dodged her cuntlers to give her oral and ended up with warts all over my face.
by The Bucktooth Robot June 25, 2009
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Cutler

Someone who failed, took an L, or embarrassed themselves
That Backup quarterback was a cutler this season.
by Alex55C March 2, 2017
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cutlered

CUTLERED / or present / TO CUTLER

-A situation in which one panics causing them to completely fuck-up (mess-up) the situation.

-To do awful when it's not normally a difficult task.
-A major fail, having an effect on to what is also all around the person.
"If you don't relax and just concentrate, you're going to totally cutler (fuck-up) this test."
"Wow, you really cutlered that , and what started as no problems, became nothing but problems for yourself."
"He was a mess and cutlered every time he was put on the spot."
"I've been doing nothing but cutlering (mess-up, do terrible) everything later."
by muggster November 13, 2016
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SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH

the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH
''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''
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jay cutler

Famous IFBB Professional, Jay Cutler, is bodybuilding's most recognized and personable athlete. IFFB 2002, 2003 & 2004 Arnold Classic Champion and IFBB 2001 & 2003 Mr. Olympia Runner Up.
1: Jay won't win the Olympia until Ronnie retires
2: Yes.
by Hugo April 6, 2005
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