cuckmare

Noghtmare of you as the cuck

I was sleeping and had a cuckmare of my wife and the mailman

by TheCucker August 3, 2022

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Cockman

The last name of only the most elite mother fuckers on earth. Tough, durable, and won’t back down from challenges. Typically known for drawing in the worlds bad luck and dealing with it like a boss. The weight of this name is a heavy one, passed down from generation to generation, yet the pride that stands with it is double.

“ hey, y’all heard Tommy got into a fight again?”

“ yeah man, I’ll take him on anytime.”
“ nah, not me bro, I don’t fuck with those Cockman’s”

by Kay47g July 12, 2023

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Cuckmaxxing

To Cuckmax; Set your romantic partner (preferably married) up with a stranger and watch them partake in intercourse. For the duration of this sexual encounter, hold your self in a plank position until the male ejaculates.

Dude, if you really want to build your abdominals, you should start cuckmaxxing, it helped me a lot.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

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Cuckmonger

One who sells products to those anxious about their masculinity, or products that promise to confer masculinity. Masculinity is often coded as: patriotism, nationalism, militarism, or conservatism. Products marketed to be gender-affirming (masculine) or to aid in gender conformity as performance.

"Steve, what is up with your diaper bag?"

"You dig it? It's a TACTICAL diaper bag. It has the same silent velcro SWAT teams use!"

"No Steve. I do not on any level dig it. Stop making cuckmongers rich with your masculinity anxiety. You know that shit's contagious right"?
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"Did you know Bounce makes dryer sheets for men"?

"What a bunch of cuckmongers."

by NoTimeforInfinity July 26, 2024

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