A girl who acts like she's your friend, but then you find out later that she spreads gossip and drama every where she goes. She seems cool and lulu when you first meet her. But then she's turns out to be the HP Lovecraft's character, Cthulhu.
by hookahtown September 14, 2011
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Get the Cthulu Fillet mug.The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.
Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.
by Dunkeroo November 29, 2019
Get the Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise mug.Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulu). akward turtle
"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulu.
by Chase Bond April 3, 2009
Get the Akward Cthulu mug.To have an octopus or any other betentacled sea-nasty latch onto your face, usually with the more gribbly of appendages dangling down from the chin.
by CthulhuRisen May 14, 2011
Get the Cthulhu'd mug.All praise the lord of the deep Cthulhu.His power is infinite with his many tentacles.All should worship his power.
by M3m3M4ch1n3 June 5, 2018
Get the Our lord and savior Cthulhu mug.Cthulhu is the great almighty Lord. For he is our saviour and our great master. NLM (no lives matter) was created in service of him
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