cracking one off

noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.

"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"

by Olly J February 6, 2005

cracking a cold one

An activity, done by males, in which a beer or refreshing drink in a can is opened. This is done by a group of people (better known as "the boys")

(Typically done on a Saturday)

Girlfriend: "Want to go shopping?"

Me: "No, I'm going to be cracking a cold one with the boys today!"

by Saturdaysarefortheboys June 15, 2017

cracking

Removing copyright protection from copyrighted software. Commonly used to obtain software without paying for it. Cracking is not by inserting a false or used serial number, but to insert other documents and files into the actual program to make it seem like it was registered by a paying customer, when it actually wasn't.

My friend downloaded Microsoft Word, and is cracking it right now.

by Umbepo August 6, 2005

Melon Cracking

Woodkirk rules: A game between 2 or more guys where they cut a hole in a melon just big enough for their limp cocks, they then stick them in and the first one to get a hard on and crack their melon wins

Girlfriend; your cock tastes like fruit
Guy; i was melon cracking last night

by The blackbird December 20, 2008

Wise Cracking Rabbi

A Rabbi who you usually walk down a hall with and when asked a question he answers it with some wisely cracked joke. He has long curly hair, a star of david necklace and a yamaka.

Jim: Do you charge for your circumcisions??
Rabbi: No I just keep the tips!!
Jim: You wise cracking rabbi bastard

by Overweight Chumbawumba February 27, 2011

Rib cracking drunk

When you get so drunk you kick your dog, cat ormaybe wife so hard that you crack a few ribs.

dude i got so drunk last night, i kicked the dog so hard and heard at least three ribs crack, it was a rib cracking drunk night!!!

by fuji1611 August 1, 2014

cracking cans

Aussie expression of surprise referring to a woman's breasts when they're noticeable and appealing : i.e.great tits ! Since only aussies understand it, you may use it abroad loudly, in a bar for instance.

- Wow, check-out the red-head over there, mate.
- Cracking cans !
- yeah, nice ass too.

by Boags July 24, 2007