Cryptic Crackheads

A bunch of weirdos doing weird shit.

Tf are the Cryptic Crackheads doing over there?

by hyperass September 19, 2021

Cryptical

When someone is being cryptic and cynical at the same time.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. Stop being so dang cryptical."

by John Sturtevant December 24, 2008

Crypticism

Being cryptic and cynical simultaneously.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. You're so full of crypticism tonight."

by John Sturtevant April 11, 2007

cryptext

Any text that is so vague as to require addtional text for clarification

cryptext : "kid sick pick up now"

(could mean 2 different things so a response for clarification is necessary)

"Ok..so u r picking up ? or I need 2"

by Pikamama April 14, 2010

cryptillionaire

Describes a person whose cryptocurrency holdings are equal or greater to that of a fiat million through conversion to the holders native currency

After successfully investing in Bitcoin she became a cryptillionaire.

by Happy Hodler January 29, 2019

cryptic_swordsman

cryptic_swordsman

cryptic_swordsman Is the most goated TikToker that makes the most fire edits

by F4er March 13, 2021

cryptic_swordsman

Cryptic_Swordsman is the definition of what it means to be an absolute god

Man I just wish I was as cool as Cryptic_swordsman

by CrypticSwordsman March 4, 2021