Cryptodickbutt

a cryptodickbutt is what u get in prison when they find out u evaded token taxes

Jailmate 1: “Who’s the new guy”

Jailmate 2: “I don’t know, I heard he didn’t pay any taxes on his crypto”

Jailmate 1: “Let’s cryptodickbutt him”

by Gablp December 28, 2021

Cryptdick

A Penis covered with any blue substances, or a blue Penis.

So I was sippin dat blueberry slushie, pissin me off!! Anyways, I spilt some of dat shit on my dick and it got real blue. My bitch looks all confused and shit and I'm like "bitch, dats just my cryptdick."

by andmch January 27, 2010

cryptic wisdom

The rawest underground rapper you'll be able to find on youtube. A short stout motherfucker. Fuckin awesome. If you don't know him. Go kill yourself.

"Hey, you hear that new Cryptic Wisdom song?"
"Who's that?"
Hand twitches
"Run. Run very fuckin fast."

by MatchMaker. Your ass + My Boot January 23, 2014

Crypticchick

A girl with both brains and beauty. A woman who looks great and you can have a conversation with..
Also mysterious and stunning Crypticchick illumantes any room and everyone whats to be in her company.

Hey Steve, I'm going out with a

Chypticchick

she's got both

brains and beauty..
She's a beautiful woman and interesting to talk too...
Crypticchick a female with brains and beauty....

by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

cryptic

1. hidden meanings
2. women

"my girfriend was being so cryptic"

by lindsay s July 2, 2006

cryptkids

a group of gay af friends who are actual cryptids

jmb: woah look it's the cryptkids!!
tyler: wow i love them so much omg

by nessie the blackmailer October 6, 2018

CrypticClandestine

A wonderful, sweet girl full of kindness and is very, very pretty. She works at Swirlyz as a Vice President, and she is so very kind, and everyone loves her. If you haven't met her yet, you should, because she's one of the kindest people on the planet. c:

"You're a jerk!"-someone "It's fine! I forgive you!" -CrypticClandestine

by Pokemon_GoYea April 2, 2020