Crypt Walkin

Wen u walk while u hold a crypt sign.

I'm crypt walkin in a mafia area! Im such a good rappa! Imma rap sum mo sumtime!

by FlippinSweeeeet December 24, 2005

crypt job

Having oral sex with a dead person.

The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.

by Sam DrownTown December 20, 2008

Crypt Dick

When your penis is very cold.

"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"

by Squishit June 29, 2018

Crypt Keeper

Nickname for a biological mother who has done nothing but traumatize her children, then lose custody of said children, and choose drugs over everything and anything. Her idea of bonding is offering you to tag-along for a night of blowing bums and contracting STDs. She refuses to take accountability or apologize for selling her children for drugs, abandon them in strangers apartments, and every other fucked up thing she’s done.

Hey, who’s that?
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.

by poisoned poet April 4, 2022

Crypt is the man

A Youtuber that loves Kentucky Fried Chicken, his momma's barbecue, and an AMAZING VERSATILE ARTIST

Lor_Kreny: I jus put CRYPT IS THE MAN in my competition LMFAO
Luke: YES YES HE IS DA MAN, CRYPT IS THE MAN

by Lucas Killmore February 17, 2022

blueberry crypt

Type of weed. (one of many different kinds)

I mostly smoke blueberry crypt.

by Julianna fucking apple July 25, 2008

colac crypt

A born and bred 3250 (post code for Colac - Shit Hole Capital of Australia) who moves to North Queensland to reside, and earns his daily bread and pays his way by way of sponging and selling dope. He is then duty bound to blow a sheila up and help Centrelink justify their existence. There is then an aristocratic obligation to fat another sheila and on and on and on and on and on and on.............

Hey man where ya from? I like that fuggin big fat joint ya got. Aw shucks, I be a Colac Crypt. Shit! It's mah lucky day.... come on over and we will see if we caint get some jism outta this old cunt......

by QPump August 6, 2011