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craniorectal disease

A disease or condition of having one's head lodged up their ass. See dubya
The prez has an uncurable case of craniorectal disease.
by headinass November 29, 2003
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craniorectumitis

a medical condition described as having your head up your ass.
that stupid motherfucker has craniorectumitis.
by super rhoid April 29, 2006
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Clyning

Building an imaginary pillar of power on a foundation of bullshit.
(Person 1 Mancunian Accent): Dude you just don't know we've got so much work coming in we're gonna make a fortune!

(Person 2 Irish Accent): Cool! B'jeasus I'll give up mi stable & secure job to come across to your empire!

(Person 3 Welsh Accent): Listen Person 2, your good friend Person 1 is living in an imaginary world - it's pure bullshit he's just Clyning you man!
by hewhoknowsitall May 5, 2009
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Cranial-phallus Syndrome

When a person is known for being a Dick-Head, They must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome.

Cranium -> Head

Phallus -> An erect penis, a penis-shaped object such as a dildo, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallic.

Syndrome -> A group of symptoms that collectively indicate or characterize a disease, psychological disorder, or other abnormal condition.
Person 1: Ya' know? That guy's a real Dick-Head!

Person 2: He must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome!
by Porkins. March 26, 2012
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large cranium

the large cranium way of saying big brain
Fred: my IQ is 69 I'm a big brain
Bob: my IQ is 420 I'm a large cranium
by Large cranium neanderthal March 18, 2020
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being handed the cranial drill

To be given the sole responsibility of an important task or mission. Usually, this applies to situations where an experienced master of their craft passes on the mantle to a rookie with little to no prior experience. This rookie is often attributed to be "built different".
Doctors rushed to get this very important patient to the operating table as quickly as possible. The top neurosurgeon at NYU Langone informed the others that the graduate student will be joining them. The others who collectively represented 200 years of experience, panicked as they argued that this wasn’t a place and time for a rookie to shadow them. “Oh, he won’t be shadowing us”, as the student was being handed the cranial drill.
by Hotwhip8 September 8, 2020
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crinib

Crinib is wat all the cool kidz in Davenport, Iowa say when they refers to sum where a person lives.
Person 1: Ey yo! Wat u get on lastnite!?

Person 2: Getn sum booty at my crinib.
by Mac Daddy Ruiz June 20, 2011
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