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chumping

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.

Variation: chumpin'
"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."
by Alessa November 9, 2006
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Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.
In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.
by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016
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Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.
Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

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Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.
by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017
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chumpingbury

Sly, smug cunt who thinks he has an effect but will ultimately get knocked the fuck out
Had enough of this chumpingbury cunt he's pissing me off with his smug face
by Bruv effect May 9, 2018
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Crumping

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim
When was the last time we had a good crumping
by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018
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Cryumming

When you orgasm whilst hysterically crying at the same time
“I always knew he was a little weird but when we finally had sex he started cryumming and I ended up leaving as quick as I could.”
by SMC fantasy January 3, 2022
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Chumping

Cuming in ones ear then drinking it with a straw
Sam loves chumping with blake
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