Cruster

A term coined by Canadian divorced streamer Félix 'xQc' Lengyel.

To be a cruster is to only care about superficial things in life, one that has no foundation to build their opinion on.

The type of person to lack a 'core', an inner value.

Octavius: Haha wow this video is so bad, it only has 40.000 views
Chadley: You are such a cruster, get professional help.

by exqueueseael January 26, 2023

Crusted

Any person/place/thing that is bejeweled; covered in gems/glitter/etc.

Derived from encrusted.

Damn! Your new bracelet is crusted. /or/ Sir, your grill is positively crusted! /or/ That Queen is crusted for the Gods.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

pie crusted

To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.

"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."

by jfever May 14, 2015

crusted mummy

when you fall asleep or pass out after receiving a facial from your husband, boyfriend, dad, brother, priest or whatever the case may be to find it has hardened to a shell and you are unable to open your eyes or breathe through your nose

I'm going to kill my brother-in-law he gave me a crusted mummy after I passed out at his wedding reception.

by dingleberrydave May 6, 2011

chocolate covered custerd fucker

a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.

look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.

by Lil Steve-O April 13, 2005

coventry cruster

A tasty pastry that can be bought from any good bakers...such as Greggs.

I'm going to the bakery to buy a coventry cruster, would you like me to purchase one for yourself?

by chris farquhar May 23, 2006

Cruster

shooting one's load in a female's eye while she sleeps. when she awakes, her eye is crusted over and it can't be opened.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003