cousband

when your spouse in also your cousin. typically used in places like arkansas.

That's mary-beth's cousband jim-bob! They had a lovely wedding, too bad their mom/aunt couldn't make it!

by using of the rogaine December 11, 2011

Cousband

(n) the spouse of a woman who has married her cousin

Billy bob: Can you believe that Betty sue got married?!
Tammy lyne: you're darn tootin! I'm going to the family reunion next weekend, I'm gonna find me a Cousband too!

by Ya Phil me?! July 28, 2012

Cusband

A blood relative you hook up with or marry. Cousin + husband = cusband

"Hey, where's your Cusband?" Or "how are things working out with hairy Mary and her new cusband?" boyfreind

by crash_n_breed October 6, 2015

cusband

Your first cousin who becomes your husband in an incestuous relationship, which can cause mutated children.

Dude, that kid is so ugly his dad must have been a cusband

by Gipperoni December 12, 2011

Crushank

The word derives from an amalgamation of the acts of crying, shitting and wanking which, are performed simultaneously. The outcome of this act is a sensory and emotional overload (sic).

N.B. Acheiving a state of equilibrium amongst the three sensations experienced during a crushank takes some practice to achieve but once mastered, the subject may experience a state of nirvana.

"Shaxy read that book about Buddha and how he reached the higher plane through consistent crushanking and sought to emulate his most beloved mentor. He spent the next decade ferevently mastering the art of Crushank."

by Bojan June 26, 2008

Cusband

CUSBAND
Pronounced: kuhz buhnd

-Noun
The official redneck term for a lesbian cousin.

-Origin
2011 - flowerchild4life

My cusband had a beautiful wedding. I sat on the bride's side.

by DarkFantasy January 21, 2011

Crushbag

A person who lacks the ability to function normally in society. This lifestyle is caused by either a) Being constantly intoxicated, or b) being a total fuck-up. This behaviour generally prevents any legitimate contributions to society, and is looked down upon by normal individuals. Often leads to excessive idiocy while intoxicated, and prevents them from partying normally with others.

A state of being totally unchill, all the time.

If you flunked out of college, burnt down your parents house or lost a limb while wasted, you might be a crushbag

by Shitcaptainandtenille November 30, 2010