cruncher

n.- an object that has been crumbled or crunched up into little pieces
v.- the act of crumbling or crunching something up into little pieces.
adj.- used to describe something that has been crumbled or crunched up into little pieces.
v.- the act of kicking somebody's ass because they did something stupid.

1. God damnit Mikey, ever since you threw those Oreos everywhere there are little crunchers all over the place.
2. If you don't pick up those Oreos right now I'm gonna cruncher your ass.
3. God damnit Mikey, those Cheese-its you put in my pillow case are all cruncher now.

by Dustin Bieber Fan September 1, 2010

crumb cruncher

a way of describing ones children, usually someone elses.

Take the little crumb crunchers to the mexican restaraunt on Wednesday..its kids eat free night

by Bubba D March 21, 2008

granola cruncher

A person who is not a hippie, but into organic products and cares about the earth. They may wear birkenstocks with wool socks, mostly don't wear makeup, and are a genuinely laid back and cool group. You want tolerance? They won't go through the effort of causing drama - they'd rather be hiking.

A granola cruncher is a a tye-dye wearing, birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, laid back cool person.

by Granola June 15, 2007

cruncheweesy

Word created by Taco Bell to support their new Cheesy Gordita Crunch. A combination of the words Crunchy, Chewy, and Cheesy.

"This new Cheesy Gordita Crunch from Taco Bell is the shit!"
"Yeah, MMM. Cruncheweesy!"

by LKAT September 22, 2005

number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate

The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.

by Light Joker January 1, 2007

Crunckle

The sound of something being squashed or crumbled.

The paper made a crunckle sound.

by Your mom's dealer January 14, 2022

tough crunchies

Nothing you can do about it, so you should just get over it

Chris waited until 3am to do his 10 page paper that's due at 9am,
But that's tough crunchies

by Rabbitsteeth December 20, 2014