dick crumb

Small particles that fall from the scrotum. Most prevalent when stepping over ones face while incapacitated or asleep.

Dude, don't step over me. I don't want your dick crumbs all over me.

Quit shakin your dick crumbs on my taco!

by K double mafuckin C May 16, 2008

crummy

1) Something really small and quite pathetic
2) Used to enlongate an insult

A: Your garden is well crummy
B: Shut it ya crummy bastard!

by rodgerzzz November 7, 2006

chummin' for chicks

A desperate, last second attempt made by an individual at a bar, or party, who has not secured any coital relations for the evening. The individual drinks past his limit, then stands in front of the bar, or party, and vomits all over the place. This is an attempt to gain sympathy from a passing female individual, who will then take the individual back to his house or her house, where the gentleman will have a chance of making sex to the woman.

Larry: "How do you keep getting so shit-faced, yet still manage to make sex to the women?"

Bill: "Dude, its easy! You got to go chummin' for chicks!"

by pinchetortuga July 14, 2009

R. Crumb

a fabulous visual artist that drew amazing comix - his characters also included Honeybunch Kaminsky and Pro Junior, along with Big Nurse

R. Crumb sketched out the alternative reality of kids circa 1970

by adam_before_eve September 25, 2005

Butt Crumb

A loser, a wanabe surfer. People who buy surf gear, fake bake (use tanning beads) basically people who wishing they were locals, but they cant be.

Q: Whos that butt crumb trying to surf?
A: He's a nobody

by nevergetscranked July 9, 2009

Crumb Eye

A fun game to play for all the family.All you will need is a rake and a good handfull of crumb's of any kind.The idea of the game is to throw as many crumb's as you can into each others eye's,and whoever score's the most wins the rake! Fun times indeedy yes sir.Can also be used as an excuse if you cannot be arsed to wash your face or if you have flakey skin or dandruff.

No i have not got flakey skin,i have been playing crumb eye with my homie.

by MikeYaPrettyBoosher October 13, 2006

Salacious Crumb

One of the most annoying critters in the Star Wars galaxy, Salacious B. Crumb was the favored jester in the court of Jabba the Hutt. The beak-nosed pot-bellied miscreant had a habit of breaking into a nerve-wracking cackle whenever the mood struck his flighty little brain. The creature had a knack for mimicry, and would pester many by constantly repeating what was said to him.

Crumb had an affinity for tormenting Jabba's other employees, most notably the Hutt's interpreters. When C-3PO became Jabba's property, Salacious antagonized the golden protocol droid mercilessly. As Luke Skywalker freed his allies, Crumb physically attacked Threepio, ripping the droid's eye from its socket. Fortunately, R2-D2 arrived and used his electric prod to shock the little beast. An angry Crumb retreated, and died moments later when the sail barge exploded.

Person 1: Eww.. what is that thing?
Person 2: Oh, thats just Salacious Crumb.

by BluePanda March 3, 2007