Croucher

When You fuck your cousin and have a big forehead.

Ew You're a Croucher!

by LukieTarantino April 24, 2017

Crouchiemon

Used to describe someone/something that is so unmistakably filthy, dirty but at the same time out and out hilarious.
Often in the company of other mad creatures which tend to urinate on one another.

That guy was so crouchiemon

by Tullymon January 28, 2011

Crotchless Straitjacket

A sexy piece of alternative lingerie distinct in its restriction of the arms and lack of crotch coverage. Originating in China, this unique garment is both rare and valuable.

Zaang bought Barbara an eighth of boomers and a crotchless straitjacket for Christmas. They both ate the boomers, Zaang had a wonderful time using the crotchless straitjacket, and hopefully Barbara will not be pressing charges.

by rutard December 5, 2009

crouchy

A ginger haired man, that is of the pale persuasion.

Thomas Crouchy, Marine Commando.

by Jimbobgrandmaster August 27, 2007

Croucher Humour

The lowest form of lame humour. The kind of humour only funny to one self.

"I've been told i lost weight." Croucher-"Where did you lose it"

croucher humour

by croucherhumour February 18, 2010

crotchney

a very smelly girl. relative to the smell of dirty reproductive organs. usually associated with various STDs and applying Gogurt to vital organs.

Shit Dude! i wouldnt have bought her a three hole puncher if i knew she was going to go all Crotchney on me!

Person one: whats that dreadful odor?
Person two: the effin Crotchney across the effin room.

Could you pass the crotchney?
no way, im not touching that.

by Hiddledrucken August 12, 2006

couchlete

couch plus athlete combined- when you do leg lifts and other easy exercises on the couch while watching TV

Let's stop being couchletes after we finish this show and go outside for some fresh air!

by Kriemel September 19, 2011