Crouchley

Crouchley - a crouchley is the word used to describe the feeling when, usually after sex, you have realised you've forgotten to wash your penis. This often happens a few hours or can be up to a day after the sexual act or self relief process has happened.

"I was going into the bank and realised that i was in a rush this morning and must of forgotten to clean, i feel so crouchley"

by WelshSaviour January 13, 2010

Drop a crouchley

The sexual act of farting semen back into someone's mouth after blowing your load into another man's asshole.

Guy 1: I blew so hard can you drop a crouchley
Guy2: no worries open wide.

by Crouch bomb July 29, 2018

crouche

Refers to a group of douches. It is a portmanteau of the words crew and douche. A douche crew.

Renzi and Perelman shouted in unison, "Look at that flock of arrogant pricks."

Maeshal responded, "Yeah, what a crouche."

by Wade Houston January 12, 2008

crotchless chaps

leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the sexual reproduction systems that we all love.

also used for easy access to the toilet.

MAN! I really wish I was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!

Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!

DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!

by Broaud June 14, 2008

crouched potato

Sitting on the toilet trying to shit, when you've just had some chips. A difficult shit

One thing's for sure, after those chips you'll be called a crouched potato all night!

by Witherswither May 17, 2016

Couchler

To lay around for hours on end.

Dude, I had such a couchler weekend.

by Karol K. January 14, 2009

crotchless

A term similar to "dickless" in its usage, but more versatile, in that it can be used on both men and women. It implies that the person in question is "smooth in the front", like a Barbie Or Ken doll, and therefore lacking in sexual prowess. Also implies a certain level of uselessness, an inability to experience pleasure of any kind, and an accompanying willingness to spoil the pleasure of others.

"The party was going great until some people started getting naked and crotchless over there called the police. Who the fuck calls the cops on their own party?"

by The DLivR8R February 2, 2005