Crouchley - a crouchley is the word used to describe the feeling when, usually after sex, you have realised you've forgotten to wash your penis. This often happens a few hours or can be up to a day after the sexual act or self relief process has happened.
"I was going into the bank and realised that i was in a rush this morning and must of forgotten to clean, i feel so crouchley"
by WelshSaviour January 13, 2010
The sexual act of farting semen back into someone's mouth after blowing your load into another man's asshole.
by Crouch bomb July 30, 2018