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Crouchley - a crouchley is the word used to describe the feeling when, usually after sex, you have realised you've forgotten to wash your penis. This often happens a few hours or can be up to a day after the sexual act or self relief process has happened.
"I was going into the bank and realised that i was in a rush this morning and must of forgotten to clean, i feel so crouchley"
by WelshSaviour January 13, 2010
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