crotchistic

When something is so good, but it smells like crotch in the environment. It's also another way to say something was good, but somebody nearby stunk; specifically with the smell of crotch.

Last night was crotchistic.

by Epiphiana September 7, 2013

Crotchologist

Synonym for Gynecologist

My friend the other day randomly said hey, my daughter calls a gynecologist a crotchologist

by mephiles96 June 27, 2015

crotchsicle

The new slang for a tampon.

She went to the store to get crotchsicles because it was that time of the month

by Playground Monitor August 15, 2017

crotchass

The section of ass you see when you look through a girls legs

Guy 1: damn dude, you see that girls crotchass when we was walking up them stairs?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was a fine crotchass.

by LaxBros69 September 4, 2017

Crotchscratcher

Like when someone's sack is itching and you take yo hand up and down over his willy and it will feel glorious.

''Shit hold up, my homie's bells are ringing, lemme scratch his crotch. - Sincerely Ulfric's Crotchscratcher ''

by Proventus meatballs March 30, 2018

crotchophobia

the phobia of a teenage girls cameltoe. it is mostly seen in moms.

mom: you need to wear a longer shirt. i can see your crotch.

me: mom you have such bad crotchophobia!

by lauren gaffney July 2, 2019

Crotcho stance

Person who comes into an office in short shorts and puts their leg up on the table and starts hip thrusting towards the person at the desk

Did you see the way man in uniform just crotcho stanced me?

by Jimbo2479 October 21, 2019