Like when someone's sack is itching and you take yo hand up and down over his willy and it will feel glorious.
''Shit hold up, my homie's bells are ringing, lemme scratch his crotch. - Sincerely Ulfric's Crotchscratcher ''
by Proventus meatballs March 30, 2018
Get the Crotchscratchermug.