Crotchballs

When a guy is supposed to have a dick but acts like a little bitch and then try's to bring up how big his balls are when he knows they're actually really little; like a crotch

"common roger, everybody knows you have crotchballs"

by Faithlyn April 11, 2012

Crotchalated

when a male (over a certain age) gets hit in the crotch he is crotchalated

"I got crotchalated when I sled down the hill because there was a rock in wrong places..."

by Goganthian May 2, 2008

crotchal sac

the ball sac in the crotchal region.

The little brother to the big brother in the crotchal region

The crotchal sac may be hairy or shaved, but if not shaved it would be considered crotchal swamp sac

"Mark, if you have inflammation of the crotchal sac then your probably are going to need anti-biotics"

"Dave: don't suck on my crotchal sac, Ive got anti-biotics for it"

by mrpcakes March 10, 2010

crotchial

Of the crotch area.

I choked on my boyfriends crotchial hair after he gave me his po box.

by ernie_the_monk May 19, 2010

crotchblossom

offspring, kid, child, sex trophy, that which issues forth from the female loins about nine months(in humans) after unprotected coitus and fertilization of an egg.

Hysteric over marijuana legalization: Oh my gawd! All the kiddies are gonna be smoking pot now!

Juana: Parenting means not needing the government to keep your little crotchblossoms away from maryjane.

by Mary Juana Sativa November 7, 2012

Crotchalate

A tear in the inseam of trousers, which, on purpose or by accident, allows for increased ventilation of the groin area.

I heard he really heats up in the groin. That hole must be to crotchalate.

by Ligua Frank-a October 16, 2015

crotchaplegic

It's when she's between your legs and freezes because of your penis size.

Bitch was about to go down on me when she went all crotchaplegic.

by Merriam-Webster Long December 4, 2020