Crop Dusted

The act of intentionally pissing on swimmers directly behind you while swimming.

Bro Lucas was on my ass, so I crop dusted him, got piss all over him!

by SwimmerQ April 13, 2015

Crop dusted

Passing gas in the aisle of a store. Farting in an aisle with no customers present.

I had bad gas from lunch while shopping at Safeway. I crop dusted while walking past the seafood section.

by D.C. Clown June 14, 2017

cropdusting

The action of showing up in someone's work area for the sole purpose of releasing a significant amount of flatulence.

Did you smell what I did in the conference room? That was some funky cropdusting.

by dpdx March 7, 2008

California Cropduster

When your sexual partner is in the process of eating or licking your butt and you fart.

Dude 1: "That girl has a nice mouth."

Dude 2: "Yeah, I would give her a California Cropduster."

Dude 3: "You can run and tell that, homeboy."

by BigMeech(rickross) January 3, 2011

Crop dusted

Somebody sprays the literal shit while near you

Liliana: John I told you not to crop dust me

John : what I'm not allowed to shit my pants sorry I Crop dusted You damm

by Themcchickenhouse101 March 8, 2018

Cropdust

When your partner lies flat on the ground, face up, and you squat over them while farting continuously.

Josh cropdusted Cody this morning.

by Johnnie T-Shirt July 26, 2004

cropdusting

the act of tying a women up to a chair and jerking off into a fan that is facing her.

so i was cropdusting this chick last night.... i think she might be blind now

by curtities February 3, 2008