Crooked City

Corpus Christi, TX

Only the strong survive in the Crooked City.

- Elite 1

by the_hot_fire September 16, 2009

crooked mile

When you're stumbling drunk and the slightest distance becomes a journey.

The crooked mile to the parking lot took ten minutes for a twenty yard walk.

by Ignatius Strangelove January 19, 2008

Crooked Dick

A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.

Dude, that guys got a crooked dick! I heard the ladies love them.

by Crooked Horse April 30, 2005

Crooked Up The Ass

Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.

Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."

by shwat October 8, 2007

crooked i

Saviour of the west coast. Signed on Death Row Records.

Crooked I is ill playa

by big l July 20, 2003

crooked dime

A Chevy S-10, originates from the rez in BM, Nevada.

The four 15s shake the mirror as the crooked dime began to come nearer

by 5000 watts April 10, 2005

crooked as a bygeorge

No one seems to know what this phrase actually means, but after some research, it was discovered that this phrase originated somewhere in West Texas, and it most likely describes something that is not straight

person 1:"that is as crooked as a bygeorge!"
person 2: "what on earth is a bygeorge?"

by world's most original username February 22, 2011