crocodildo

A crocodile that doesnt have a head and instead he has a dildo.

Wow look at that majestic crocodildo

by Lil Vexedly April 19, 2018

Crocodile Tears

Fake tears for the purpose to look like you understand or because it's the appropriate thing to do

She didn't care that her father-in-law just died, but she cries those crocodile tears anyways, pretending to feel the pain.

by sprinkes_in_my_frosting February 12, 2008

crocodile tears

fake crying, fake tears

Your crocodile tears can't fool me. I know what your up to.

by Light Joker December 8, 2005

crocodile thunder dick

Hot sexy slathered man with a rather large caucus

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater . Crocodile thunder dick

by People named Tyler are gay May 20, 2016

Sir Crocodile

Sir Crocodile, Mr. 0 a sexy ass former warlord of the sea with a super deep voice. Absolute daddy material. He uses the sand sand fruit and is very powerful.

“Sir crocodile is my daddy.”
“Sir crocodile is very powerful.”

by Chwicken February 23, 2021

Chocodiles

They are the rare-to-find yet quite tasty Chocolate covered twinkies that are made by Hostess.

by res531 October 6, 2003

crocodi1e

A person on youtube that plays video games and will make you laugh because he talks to the people in the video games and about his daily life

"Do you know the power of cheese, think about it if you go to your friends house and your friend says want some brocoli and your like hell naw, then your friend says it has cheese on it your like , WHERE!!!" --crocodi1e

by fallout3freak March 29, 2010