Coaster Demon

A coaster nerd from New Jersey who thinks everything gives ejectow except for the ones that actually do. He has claimed to have had AIDS, foot lice, & he has eaten his own crap before, although he has gotten past all of those. (At least publicly) He thinks Jersey Devil Coaster is the greatest thing ever even though it has flojector at best. He is a literal demon so that's why. He also thinks whatever the top 2 coasters he's ridden is the top 2 in the whole world, even though he's only ridden less than 3% of all coasters. Finally, he can be very geen sometimes, so watch out for your local Coaster Demon!

Tarby: You have AIDS, Kyle (Coaster Demon)
Coaster Demon: No I don't
Tarby: Oh but are you going to the SawCon?
Coaster Demon: The what?
Tarby: SawCon deez nuts!!!
Coaster Demon: Y u bully me brev

by Mr. Roller Coasters August 5, 2021

Broller Coaster

n: a roller coaster full of obnoxious bro's that scream excessively even when the ride has come to a full stop.

Ah damn here comes the broller coaster. Hold your ears.

by Smackkin November 25, 2010

Redneck Roller Coaster

an extended chair attached to the hood of a vehicle, the driver then proceeds to apply the gas and breaks at different intervals resulting in mass amounts of fun.

seea prime example of this at www.ebaumsworld.com

by Dr. Von Popenstein November 7, 2004

Roller coaster

By pure definition, a roller coaster is anything that may seem rebellious or appear dangerous when in fact, it's perfectly safe for family fun as long as you're over the height for 48 inches. Using this definition, it can be determined that Linkin Park is the typical example of a roller coaster.

Society's definition of the roller coaster is that it is a form of mass-transit system for small- and medium-sized cities. In principle, it is similar to a bus or monorail, in that passengers pay a small fee to board and be transported elsewhere. With roller coasters, however, passengers are also sent through double-backwards corkscrews, 85-degree death drops, underground tunnel plunges, and triple-twistback loop-the-loops, often at speeds of over 100 miles an hour and with G-forces approaching space shuttle launch (or crash) levels. Many cities are reconsidering the installation of coasters, due to the number of heart attacks, pregnant woman injuries, and scalding-hot-coffee-spill disfigurations, but they're just pussing out.

Roller coasters are also located in theme parks like Disneyland, Six Flags over Somewhere Really Flat and Boring, Fantazyland, Disneyland 2, Duff Gardens, Vekomaland, and Grue Park. The majority of them are made out of steel, and given names like "Smegma" or "Mind Eraser" or "Deathmachine" or "That thing over there". People love to ride them, for the simple reason that prostitution was made illegal. They tend to generate long lines and vomit.

"The Mind Eraser is my favorite roller coaster"

~ Paul Ruben on a roller coaster

by kodiac1 July 8, 2006

creaster

Someone who only goes to church on Cristmas and Easter

that boy hasnt been to service all year, he's a creaster

by alexander roelandt July 1, 2005

coaster

Any disc recieved from America Online that contains its product. Since using the programs represents a net inefficiency for your time, it is better to use them as coasters that you can set your drinks on, lest you damage a wood or other valuable surface.

I got so many AOL 9.0 coasters last month, I glued them to my ceiling and now it's shiny, disco-style.

by Zalis April 4, 2005

coaster

Anything put under a cold drink to avoid rings of mist on the table.

I'll have a scotch on the rocks with a twist, and a coaster.

by wee? August 12, 2006