Crispy Tina

The act of putting a chicken tender into a vagina and then eating it. Sexually.

Mitch gave Liz a Crispy Tina last night. It was just ok.

by Mike Ditka's Ghost August 28, 2013

fat crispy

A brand new 100 dollar bill.

I'm asking $120 but I'd let it go for a fat crispy.

by Cloudninemike October 21, 2014

hair by crispy

A racist hair dresser who gives you crispy and frazzled extensions and streaky highlights for $4000 And refuses for her or her clients to wear a mask in the middle of a global pandemic where millions have died

Why are all these tiktokers getting there hair done they all look the same im never letting Hair by crispy touch my hair

by Urbandictioner101 October 18, 2020

Chrispoo

A premature poo that takes about 20 minutes to drop off. The pooer could easily wait another hour for the poo to ready itself for its departure, but the pooer would rather sit on the toilet and expend tremendous energy discharging the poo that is scared to let go.

Person 1 "Ill be right back, I have to take a poo."
Person 2 "Okay, that'll take about 5 minutes, right?"
----------20 minutes later------------
Person 2 "Ahh man that felt good"
Person 1 "Nigga please, quit wasting time taking a Chrispoo. Just wait an hour and it'll let go in 2 minutes."

by NiggaKnower February 13, 2009

Crispycreampie

When you cream pie your sexual partner, they let the semen marinate in there ass or vagina over night until it’s crispy.

I totally should have showered last night, my pus is a crispycreampie...

by Crispycreampie October 4, 2019

crispin giles gilbert

A boy that gets all the girls but is known as a shy and humble person. He is good at football while being at centre half and being 6ft.

There is Crispin Giles Gilbert he is very tall

by fotbf=erfd April 23, 2021

crisp rat

A misunderstanding and mix up of American actor; Chris Pratt and a charred rodent

"Dude did you see the new Guardians of the Galaxy?"
"Yeah man, crisp rat did an awesome job as the Star Lord"

by Dudewtfaye August 1, 2017