crisp

1. to pass gas
2. the act of fluffing

That was a stinky crisp George! You'd better go wipe.

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

Crisp

HR relations word; used in office spaces in lieu of the word Cunt, so as not to offend sensitive people, or be overheard by customers on the phones. Use started Circa 2017.

Also used as: Crispin.

That last customer was such a crisp! My colleague is being such a crisp.

What is that Crispin idiot on about!?

by P.Speed February 21, 2018

crisp

A pirated or burnt computer or video game, usually requiring modchips to play on a console. Originated off of craigslist.org as a way to sell pirated games without the authorities catching on.

selling Sega Dreamcast and 43 crisp games!

by metroid_dragon June 27, 2006

crisp

1. fresh
2. new
3. clean
4. cold
5. wealth

1. I just jumped out the shower, I'm "crisp" for all the pussy cats. me ow.
2. Did you see the "crisp" BMW 8 seires yet.
3. Yo,you can tell mommy and daddy kept her at home, I went down on her and she was "crisp".
4. a.
Its a little "crisp" out today.
b.
Thats "crisp" man.(see "Ice Cold" )
5. I got my pockets "crisp".

by jess2728 September 23, 2005

crisp

an adjective describing something radical, cool, awesome, or "off the chain."

Man, those shoes are so crisp!

Is that your car? Man, that thing is CRISP!

by B123456 September 01, 2008

crisp

N. meaning Law Enforcement Officials, or Police. The natural progression from Police to "The Crisp" is as follows:

Police = Cops = Pigs = Bacon = The Crisp

This can be used to warn others:
"Yo, the Crisp is sizzling up there on the left. Slow down, dude."

Or, it can be used as a general refrence when showing disapproval of the judicial system in America:
"Fuck the Crisp, I'm a vegetarian."

by NicoleTTVan December 26, 2005

crisp

stoopid english way of saying "chip"

"Cheerio, can I interest you in some potato crisps then?"
"Right then, let me go ask me mum, mate"

by cheezy mo deezy November 12, 2003