Crippist

A crippist is a person who takes pleasure in making unwilling victims Cripples they usually hid in alleyways with crowbars waiting to make you a cripple.

Random guy hits another person leaving them cripple.
Kyle: did you see that guy hit that other guy
Tom: yep we have a Crippist in our area better hid your kids then

by Funkadelicbassmaster October 31, 2010

Slip her a crippler

Another term for sexual intercourse, usually the rear entry position.
The idea is that the man's vigorous performance will inhibit the woman's ability to walk immediately after intercourse. This is of course a complete fallacy.

"Did you get your end away last night?"

"Yeah, I bent her over & began to slip her a crippler, just under her bum"

by gamerouche May 8, 2014

cripdom

A small, usually blue rubber device that functions and looks very similar to a condom but is about 10x smaller. Can be found in many first aid kits to stop the bleeding of lacerated or cut fingers. The cripdom is unrolled like a standard condom over these cuts. Innovative members of California's "Crips" gang have taken to using these devices as condoms for sexual interaction. Cripdoms are easily stolen from the local clinic's first aid stash and fits the gang members much more comfortably than store bought condoms which are usually too large.

BK Killa just got a shipment of cripdoms cuz...bongo party at tha nigga's house tonight fo' sho!

by Ballz-Loc January 27, 2008

crippi

1. Word that exists primarily only in Florida, referring to exceptional marijuana. Throughout most of central to south florida, pot is only referred to in terms of "regs" or "crip/crippi," unless referring specifically to more obscure or hard to find strains, like white widow, purple haze, northern lights, etc. Typically fruity-smelling and extremely potent. Crippi is actually a florida grown weed that is a Sativa strain, giving a great mental high with very little body sluggishness.

Hearing something descibed as "crippi" does not guarantee that it is actually the crippi strain, but it is definitely going to be very potent.

Man, I totally just wrote that whole dictionary entry while I was blazed on crippi!"

by UD is good for drugs October 3, 2005

Cripple-Potamous

A fat person who rides a scooter, whose only disability is eating too many cheeseburgers

Woah there's a cripple-potamous after me, better lure it away with some doritos

by holidayze December 6, 2011

crippopotamus

Somebody who has been rendered disabled by morbid obesity.

- "Hey, Laura ate cake and pies so much that she can't walk any more."
- "Yeah, she's such a crippopotamus."

by Mr_Pc December 27, 2013

Cripple Grape

The shriveled up grape found among a bunch of normal grapes.

Oh man, I can't believe he just ate the cripple grape! I bet he's going to be sick later.

by ilovecollege318 June 16, 2011