Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.

i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

crimaces

Pronunciation: \ kre' mes es \

a narrow opening resulting from a split or crack

Girl 1: I lost my phone. I wonder where it could have gone.

Girl 2: Check the couch, maybe it fell into the crimaces.

by lilboss February 27, 2010

Crima

The art of getting laid on Christmas

Step-sister: do you know what crima is
Step-brother: yes

by Grited December 4, 2021

climax

a discharge of neuromuscular tension at the height of sexual arousal that is usually accompanied by the ejaculation of senem in the male and by vaginal contractions in the femal ,usually knonw as an orgasm

uhh baby yes harder . give it to be baby nice and slow

by sue May 13, 2005

imax and climax

A request for a date similar to Netflix and Chill, but with more honesty about the intentions.

Girl: "Come over so we can Netfix and Chill"
Guy: Let's cut to the chase and Imax and climax.

by coupondad7 January 11, 2016

climax

the most exciting part of something

"oh yes roger, im climaxing"

"the show reaches its climax"

by gangstadane February 22, 2005

Crimany

Exclamation of surprise, oft. in reaction to a feat of derring-do or action of a criminal nature.

Martha: "I just snagged a 91 on my Physics final!"
John: "Crimany!"

by E. Pritcherson December 21, 2003