Stealth Creampie

Secretly cumming inside the girl without asking

My ex girlfriend is still pissed about that Stealth Creampie i gave her a while ago.

by Eric M. July 20, 2008

Creampie Soufflé

A creampie soufflé is only possible in the aftermath of a regular creampie, and is achieved (very rarely) when the recipient vagina queefs and is lucky or skilled enough to blow a cum-bubble full of her twat fumes.

Since my girlfriend is on birth control I gave her a nice creampie, and by the will of the gods, she was able to bake a creampie soufflé when she was queefing the cum out. I was so amazed I took out my phone to take a pic, but it burst just before I took it, causing my phone to be splattered with my own jizz.

by THE COON August 28, 2012

strawberry creampie

A mixture of semen and menstrual blood, pinkish in color, that oozes or is expelled from the vagina and accumulates in the vaginal vestibule and upon the labia after a male has ejaculated directly into a menstruating woman's vagina.

Jack came inside Jen's cunt after fucking her bareback while she was on the rag, resulting in a strawberry creampie that Jack promptly ate to earn his redwings.

by Diane W. June 17, 2008

creampie

A pie filled with cream.

Man 1: "I ate a creampie today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
Man 2: "Yeah. And it doesn't sound healthy either."
Man 1: "I know. I mean just dairy fat and crust. Next time I'll get a cupcake."

by udusers1 October 29, 2014

raspberry creampie

Ejaculating inside a vagina while the vagina-holder is menstruating

"Yeah it was her time of the month, but I love a good raspberry creampie"

by BarbaraJReadytoPlay August 5, 2018

Chesapeake Creampie

When you blow your load in a chic and as it oozes out, you catch it in your hand, sprinkle some old bay on top and make her taste it.

Hey Eric, what’s a good way I can show this Russian chic around Maryland when she gets here?

Fuck showing her shit, just give her a Chesapeake Creampie!

by CervixPounder5000 December 20, 2018

patty cake creampie

The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.

Yo this bitch wouldn't let me give her a facial, so i gave her a patty cake creampie instead.

by P---H January 14, 2009