gash crasher

when a man pounds the shit out off a drunk college girls vagina,

jb threw a gash crasher on that drunk pig!!!!!

by brassballs February 9, 2008

Nut Crushers

Tight fitting pants or jeans a male would wear.

I should not have put on these "nut crushers" because they are irritating my balls and everone is looking at my funny!

by Ken357 January 16, 2008

Status Crasher

When you completely ruin a very deep Facebook status or Tweet by saying something funny or ironic.

Lucy's status: "I love everything about you, from your head to your toes, you are my everything♥"

Sarah the Status Crasher: Love you too hun♥

by Graciebeebee123 October 19, 2010

combo crasher

Combo crashers (example: @ZeroFreeze) are people that roam the interwebz and break perfect combos with just a word. Chain messages don't make sense because of these douchebags.

Person 1: Is this real life?....
Person 2: Or is this just fantasy?
Person 3: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Person number 3 is a combo crasher.

by InternetzMaster007 May 27, 2014

Model Plane Crasher

When a guy is having sex doggie style with a model and just before he is about to "land" he yanks the models arms (wings) out from underneath her and she skids on her boobs across the bed like a plane wreck.

Dave took home this hot model last night and gave her a old fashioned plane crash. He said she had major nipple burn from skidding across the runway. Classic Model Plane Crasher

by Mr.Magooru November 26, 2010

gate crasher

A broke ass hippie who will rush the gates of a concert with a large group of people in hopes of rushing by security and making it into the show. Only about 40% of a gate rushing crowd will actually make it into the show free, while the other 60% are either arrested or kicked out of the show. Sometimes hundreds of people will all rush the gates at once into the show, usually resulting in following shows on the tour getting cancelled.

Before Jerry died in '95, gate crashers had what would become one of the Grateful Deads last shows ever cancelled after they broke down the fence surrounding the concert, and hundreds of gate rushers made it by without getting caught.

by Corporal Clegg July 9, 2006

funeral crasher

A person who goes to other peoples funerals to try and pick up girls/widows to have sex with

In "wedding Crashers" will ferrel plays a man who lives with his mom and instead of crashing weddings crashes funerals instead of being a wedding crasher owen wilson becomes a funeral crasher with him

by The1godfather15 July 1, 2008