The serious medical condition where the sufferer is known to have their head lodged firmly and permanently up their own ass. Symptoms are readily apparent in the patient's behavior and verbal interactions.
Ross' behavior was nigh on inexplicable... the only possible explantion for his asinine behavior was a terminal case of Cranial Rectimitus.
by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008
Get the Cranial Rectimitus mug.A medical condition where a moronic person has their Cranium lodged/inserted through their own Rectal cavity. The Cranium can get as far as the end of the Duodenum, which has been cited in a number of cases. Often, the condition is rendered temporarily, but sometimes the disorder can be lifelong and permanent. When treated, the patient may need the Perineum sutured from the initial Cranial penetration of the Rectal orifice.
Many people with Cranial Rectal Syndrome live their lives oblivious to the fact that they have the condition. Early prevention is vital. Talk to your doctor today if you think you may present any symptoms CRS.
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Get the craniorectal disease mug.that stupid motherfucker has craniorectumitis.
by super rhoid April 29, 2006
Get the craniorectumitis mug.A carnic is a hybrid picnic that takes place in a car. It is useful on cold and windy days and has a better success of bedding your carnic mate. Additionally, a carnic can range from a simple snack to a seven course meal.
JL: Aww it's so cold outside - but thanks for planning this picnic!
LL: Well, since its so cold, why don't we just have a carnic!!
JL: Okay (a few drinks later) BEST CARNIC EVER!!
LL: Well, since its so cold, why don't we just have a carnic!!
JL: Okay (a few drinks later) BEST CARNIC EVER!!
by mistikwave September 13, 2010
Get the carnic mug.When a person is known for being a Dick-Head, They must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome.
Cranium -> Head
Phallus -> An erect penis, a penis-shaped object such as a dildo, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallic.
Syndrome -> A group of symptoms that collectively indicate or characterize a disease, psychological disorder, or other abnormal condition.
Cranium -> Head
Phallus -> An erect penis, a penis-shaped object such as a dildo, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallic.
Syndrome -> A group of symptoms that collectively indicate or characterize a disease, psychological disorder, or other abnormal condition.
Person 1: Ya' know? That guy's a real Dick-Head!
Person 2: He must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome!
Person 2: He must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome!
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