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A carnic is a hybrid picnic that takes place in a car. It is useful on cold and windy days and has a better success of bedding your carnic mate. Additionally, a carnic can range from a simple snack to a seven course meal.
JL: Aww it's so cold outside - but thanks for planning this picnic!
LL: Well, since its so cold, why don't we just have a carnic!!
JL: Okay (a few drinks later) BEST CARNIC EVER!!
carnic by mistikwave September 13, 2010
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carnival cruise 

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat
carnival cruise by henro50 February 18, 2013
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winter carnival

Michigan Technological University is located at the top of the UP in the Keweenaw peninsula. The student population is only 26% women, and the winter is so grueling (up to 360 inches of snow) that most people begin having mental breakdowns around mid february.

To make the students feel better about their lives at MTU, the school used a ploy developed by the psychology department, and created a Four night long drinking festival. The end result was that students hangovers were so horrible by the end of the festival that they forgot all about how much winter sucked and were able to make it to spring sanity intact.

do not attempt carnival if you are pregnant, have liver disease, or plan on living past 50.
winter carnival by joegraz February 26, 2011

no carnival no games 

when “Matty Fucking Smokes” was referring to his juul in the car; another saying for “No Cap” or “No Lid”.
me : yeooo this vape hits hard

friend : yeah bro, no carnival no games
no carnival no games by clawhey January 28, 2019

Mary Carmichael 

Mary is a basic ass hooker on a site called "ROBLOX" she is a very slutty person and sleeps with every man she could sleep with.
Goran: Mary wanna fuck?
Mary Carmichael: *pulls off panties*
Goran: (^:
Mary Carmichael by Abloogough July 23, 2017

parisian carnival

During anal intercourse, preferably a three-way, having a female partner take an unused condom (deflated), and inserting it into another partner's anus; next, the condom is inflated with the first female's mouth while it is in the second female's anus; particularly skilled females can inflate the condom to the point of rupture
Dude, why won't my girlfriend do the parisian carnival with me?

Carnivore Diet 

This diet involves eating primal raw meat just like a lion. Mostly from ruminant animals. It was invented by public figure Sv3rige. Sv3rige is very smart.
I eat carnivore diet because of Sv3rige who is very smart.