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Cramps

Something a girl suffers when she is on the rag. Feels like one is being stabbed in the gut with a knife or giving birth. Typically make a girl lay in the fetal position or want to sit in the shower/bath for hours on end. Cramps can be felt during ovulation two weeks before the period actually starts. However, cramps are the worst on the first and second day of a girl cycle. Also used as an excuse to avoid sleeping with a man that has a small penis.
SHIT MAN! My cramps are so bad I want to cut out my uterus!

Boyfriend: Do you have cramps babe?
Girlfriend: Fuck off!

On night stand Man (with small dick): So can we bone tonight?
Woman: Lets just fool around. I have my period and really bad cramps.
by islandfever February 13, 2009
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Campos Hot

Any class of woman 40 years and older deemed attractive by men 55 years and older.
Have you seen Demi Moore lately, damn she's Campos hot.

Went to the soccer field the other day and noticed alot of the MILFs were Campos Hot.
by Monroe Salaveria March 12, 2008
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Crampissed

That time of month coincides with the holiday season and your significant other is PMSing and breaking your balls worse than the nutcracker.
"Where is the popcorn tinsel?"
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."
by GroceryClerk May 29, 2018
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Fernando Campos

1. Embraced the motto "YOLO", well before Drizzy came out with "The Motto".
2. Suffers from a severe case of "FOMO".
3. Exceptional party planner/enthusiast.
4. Vegas afficionado.
5. Loves to be little spoon.
6. In a Dom/Sub relationship, would be "sub".
7. Dance moves resemble animal-like behaviors and/or seizures.
8. Busby's East Regular.
I am so Fernando Campos-ing right now.
by The People's Republic October 20, 2012
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El Campos

The realest street Mexican you ever seen as soon as he walk in its all eyes on him best known for being cold blooded.
Oh shit I think El Campos the street legend over there
by Doble life November 13, 2016
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dirty campos

n. going for seconds the morning after, without the excuse of insobriety, after having bedded a worse for wear one night stand whilst inebriated
Mr X: Mr Y, did you score with that rotter last night?
Mr Y: I'm afraid I did, but I was soooo wasted
Mr X: I bet you did a dirty campos as well!
by SHmow March 29, 2009
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Crampsicle

A crampsicle is that achy cramp you get in your hand while holding a popsicle. Popsicles sticks are uncomfortable to hold due to the top heaviness of the popsicle design. Its painful and at times unbearable when all you want to do is enjoy a delicious cold treat. I know its embarrassing to admit but everyone knows they gets them. After using the trick of switching the popsicle from one hand to the next, sometimes the only thing you can do is eat it all up in a less enjoyable fashion. Damn Shame...
One beautiful sunny summer day...
Person1: Ahh this popsicle is soo tasty!
Person2: yes i agree but my hand is cramping from holding it.
Person1: Oh man youve got yourr self a crampsicle!!!
by Simple jack and a pack March 24, 2009
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