Something a girl suffers when she is on the rag. Feels like one is being stabbed in the gut with a knife or giving birth. Typically make a girl lay in the fetal position or want to sit in the shower/bath for hours on end. Cramps can be felt during ovulation two weeks before the period actually starts. However, cramps are the worst on the first and second day of a girl cycle. Also used as an excuse to avoid sleeping with a man that has a small penis.
SHIT MAN! My cramps are so bad I want to cut out my uterus!
Boyfriend: Do you have cramps babe?
Girlfriend: Fuck off!
On night stand Man (with small dick): So can we bone tonight?
Woman: Lets just fool around. I have my period and really bad cramps.
Boyfriend: Do you have cramps babe?
Girlfriend: Fuck off!
On night stand Man (with small dick): So can we bone tonight?
Woman: Lets just fool around. I have my period and really bad cramps.
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That time of month coincides with the holiday season and your significant other is PMSing and breaking your balls worse than the nutcracker.
"Where is the popcorn tinsel?"
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."
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3. Exceptional party planner/enthusiast.
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5. Loves to be little spoon.
6. In a Dom/Sub relationship, would be "sub".
7. Dance moves resemble animal-like behaviors and/or seizures.
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2. Suffers from a severe case of "FOMO".
3. Exceptional party planner/enthusiast.
4. Vegas afficionado.
5. Loves to be little spoon.
6. In a Dom/Sub relationship, would be "sub".
7. Dance moves resemble animal-like behaviors and/or seizures.
8. Busby's East Regular.
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Mr X: Mr Y, did you score with that rotter last night?
Mr Y: I'm afraid I did, but I was soooo wasted
Mr X: I bet you did a dirty campos as well!
Mr Y: I'm afraid I did, but I was soooo wasted
Mr X: I bet you did a dirty campos as well!
by SHmow March 29, 2009
Get the dirty campos mug.A crampsicle is that achy cramp you get in your hand while holding a popsicle. Popsicles sticks are uncomfortable to hold due to the top heaviness of the popsicle design. Its painful and at times unbearable when all you want to do is enjoy a delicious cold treat. I know its embarrassing to admit but everyone knows they gets them. After using the trick of switching the popsicle from one hand to the next, sometimes the only thing you can do is eat it all up in a less enjoyable fashion. Damn Shame...
One beautiful sunny summer day...
Person1: Ahh this popsicle is soo tasty!
Person2: yes i agree but my hand is cramping from holding it.
Person1: Oh man youve got yourr self a crampsicle!!!
Person1: Ahh this popsicle is soo tasty!
Person2: yes i agree but my hand is cramping from holding it.
Person1: Oh man youve got yourr self a crampsicle!!!
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