crasterbate

to cry while masturbating or vice versa

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"

by keifer May 8, 2008

crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating so much after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 30, 2007

classturbate

when one secretly or not so secretly masturbates during class.

Look at that kid he's classturbate in the middle of class

by moneysideofthemoon October 24, 2011

casturbate

the act of lotioning ones own cast (most often ones forearm cast) on the inside then inserting ones penis into the cast in a humping motion until climax is achived

the doctor will sure be upset when he finds out i'm a habital casturbater

by b-f@ January 16, 2010

camsturbate

camsturbate mean to jack off with your JO buddies and blow your load while film-sharing it.

When I'm in the mood, I camsturbate with some of my cadet friends!

by USAF Cadet July 11, 2021

Clasturbate

v. when you have the guts to masturbate during class

there for, masturbation mixed with class

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Jax clasturbate during history today?
Girl 2: No, did he finish off?

by ntx confessions January 31, 2014

Crysturbate

Depressed masturbating that results in crying from being so lonely.

Richard was so lonely, yet so horny, he would crysturbate himself to sleep

by meggymc October 27, 2017